Mood: So screwed
Currently listening to: Lakini's Juice - Live

Decided to take a break in order to share this with you guys (and gals) - this one's from David:

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES (READ OUT LOUD)

That's not right...................................................Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?...........................Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP...................................................Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man.........................................................Dum Gai

Small Horse.......................................................Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?................................Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table...........................Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift...............................Chin Tu Fat !

It's very dark in here.........................................Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet............................Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone..................................No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week.......Wai Yu Kumn Nao?

Staying out of sight..........................................Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile.........................Wa Shing Ka

Your body odour is offensive.........................Yu Stin Ki Pu


Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk!!! ;p

Ok, as an aside please note that David IS more Chinese than i am (as are the other uncountable millions on this planet). Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself... ;)

And...er... has anyone else noticed that in the last few hours the Dow has dropped beneath 10,000 and that all other markets around the world are plummeting into the red as well?

No? Ah well just thought you should know.

In other news, a psychotic (and cranky) British cat has maimed multiple postmen who now refuse to deliver mail to the house - because of said CAT. Meow.

I should be working.