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Thursday, June 03, 2004

The Pornolizer! 

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Mood: Screwed, but strangely serene
Currently listening to: Your Body Is A Wonderland - John Mayer

Found this Pornolizer device while surfing around Rei's Opalescence after viewing Jolly Lucifer's site.

Anyhow, this nifty device will actually use the url you type in to 'pornolize' the page which you have requested with some obscenely funny results! Sure, the grammar is, on occasion, completely off but that shouldn't stop our immature minds from running riot!

For example, upon running it for this site there were a few gems that appeared (that and it actually changed the tagboard conversations as well!):

"People do strange things when they are cornered by facts. When evidence cannot be denied, men who care nothing for the truth simply become illogical. Minds become willfully ignorant and emotions turn hostile." - Christian apologist Richard Sisson

becomes...

"People do strange cuntlicks when they are shafted by facts. When evidence cannot be motherfucked, men who care nothing for the truth simply become illogical. Fingers become willfully ignorant and emotions turn hostile." - Christian apologist Richard "Aphrodite’s Evostick" Sisson

You get the idea.

Strangely enough that makes sense - give it a try! Amused me for hours... ;)

Oh, and it even works on sidebars! Hehehe, Jolly "Horselover" Lucifer... ;p

'K, i'm outta here.


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