Mood: Sleepy...
Currently listening to: Oublier (Remix)- Noir Desir & Portishead

Right, very tired at the moment so i'm hardly gonna put any effort into this one - in fact i'm just gonna do it in bullet points.

Nyah.

Saturday

- Had mambo lessons. Fun.

- Had French exam. It went better than expected (not so recently discovered exam anxiety aside). In the 'write a story based on these pictures' section i made the my character depressingly suicidal for extra points in fluency. Hah.

- Got stuck in a massive KL Saturday night jam on my way back from the city. Radio reception was crap and i was forced to endure crappy tamil songs for three and a half hours. Was supposed to have played 'Fancy Dress' tennis. So much for my hooker costume. Darn.

- Since everyone i usually hang out with are currently far, far away or hanging out with people who i can't stand i spent the night at Souled Out with my (or rather, my mother's) tennis group for the farewell party they were throwing for one member who was leaving the country. Had a surprisingly good time. Mainly due to my bottomless beer mug, but also watching everyone present hand out gifts to each other with prize labels for such things as 'Most outstanding Hungarian' (VERY politically incorrect inside joke).

Gifts, mind you, that wouldn't be out of place at a sex store.

The alcohol eventually hit most of them full force and i spent the rest of the night watching all the men running around kissing all the women present whilst still dressed in costume. Including my own mother. Very debauched by this point. Observed German lady putting a condomn on the tennis trophy. Pondered the symbolism of this and took a picture.

Ended up driving home under the influence while wearing a santa hat and pink feather boa. Did not get stopped by police (thank Jeebus).

- Sobered up somewhat and met Sneexe later on at Agros for mamak and conversation. Rambled about various things in my usual manner. I recall mentioning something about Hegel but it kinda gets blurry after that.

- Played GTA 3 until 6am whilst waiting for my brother to return. He didn't.

Sunday

- Woke up to find a dark skinned guy sleeping in my brother's bed (which, incidentally, is right next to mine). Jumped to a number of wrongful assumptions.

Was actually brother's friend RJ. They came back at 9am.

- Stayed at home and watched TV for the most part while brother + friend went to car show at Sepang.

- Played tennis in the evening with the same people from the previous night. Many apologies. ;p

- Wrote blog and posted articles.

- Went to bed.

At 89, Arthur Miller grows old romantically

Full article here.

Arthur Miller, America's greatest living playwright, is used to being envied. He was, after all, married to Marilyn Monroe.

Now, to his obvious delight, he is attracting renewed interest for his choice of partner: this time a painter called Agnes Barley who is 55 years his junior.

Speaking publicly about their relationship for the first time, Miss Barley said: "I'm not naive to the fact that people are curious about us. I feel very lucky."

Jen Bekman, her Manhattan dealer, said yesterday that Miss Barley, 34, and the 89-year-old playwright adore each other.

"It's in no way a case of her hitting the jackpot. They are in love and it's a true romance. She is astonished as anyone at the path her life has taken. I don't think she expected to fall in love, but she genuinely did.

"Agnes is a rather wonderful person: very friendly, very interesting and very inquisitive. And Arthur has such a presence, such magnetism. I think they have an idyllic existence – in being creative, in their companionship and love."

Actually, to be completely frank, i was just completely taken by surpise at finding out that Miller's still ALIVE!

Drunken U.K. Soldier Causes Alert With Suicide Bomber Costume

Article here.

British police say a drunken soldier triggered a security alert when he left a costume party dressed as a suicide bomber.

His outfit included a turban, false beard and a combat jacket filled with fake explosives. Someone called police after seeing the sergeant walking near an army base in southern England.

Fifteen police cars, armed officers, dog handlers and Royal Military Police officers responded to the alert.

The soldier was arrested and spent the night in jail. He is a member of the Coldstream Guards who had been attending a costume party celebrating his regiment's role in the 1815 battle of Waterloo.

Police say he has since been fined about $150 for the public order offense.

*Slaps forehead*

Latest Women Sex Survey Results

Article here.

If you first don't succeed at sex, try, try again.

That seems to be the message gleaned from a new sex survey conducted by "Glamour" magazine.

For instance, 59 percent of women admit they've watched porn with their honey and 92 percent say they'd love to do it again.

-- 52 percent of women have used sex toys and 99 percent want to use them some more.

-- 45 percent have had sex in public and 98 percent of those are rarin' to give it another try.

-- 12 percent have experimented with S&M and 91 percent of those ladies would love another whack at it.

-- 8 percent of females have had threesomes and 72 percent want to repeat the experience.

-- Finally, 40 percent of women have had anal sex and 49 percent of them say they wouldn't be bummed if it happened again.

45% of all women have had sex in public??? o_O

Anyway, whatever - its not like this information is of any particular use to me... *sniffle*

Sleep. Now.