Mood: Bored, bored, bored... and a little broke - cheque's not gonna clear till Tue.
Currently listening to: I Put A Spell On You - Nina Simone

Dear diary - i did squat today.

Yup, nothing, nada, zilch... every other family member went out for their various engagements but i stayed at home.

I WAS supposed to play badminton with Gib and Kenny but that had to be cancelled due to Gib actually having a WORK COMMITMENT. Wow! ;p

About the only thing i did was go to the gym and play GTA 3 all day. Hell, i was so bored i was actually online for once. Which was actually quite cool since i got to speak to a lot of people who i haven't chatted to in ages (read: blissfully ignored) - you guys know who you are. :)

(Oh yeah, to Abe and Sel - ya just missed me yet again! Tsk tsk...)

That, and i spent a lot of time fooling around with Yo's Tarot Card script (courtesy of Facade which seems eerily accurate on a couple of rather... sensitive things - ESPECIALLY since i put both the deck and spread on 'Random'. Must be one of those days eh?

Think i'll add the script to my site (*glances to sidebar*) for kicks.

I just hope that Friday's a bit more exciting... Hell, things should seriosuly pick up because Jason (more affectionately known as OJ), my old... ah... 'overly colourful' partner in crime is arriving in KL tomorrow! w00t!

Seriously though, its days like these that make me actually yearn to work in a low paying temp job.

So, uh, thats about it. My eyes are kinda painful from watching my brother play Burnout 3 (sweeeeet game) for the last hour or so, so i'm just going to call it a night for this one.

Oh wait - filler!

Bash.org

My brother recently introduced me to Bash and, holy crap, its a good site!!! So good in fact that it immediately gets a place in my links list!

The concept's simple - got a memorable (and often HILARIOUS) mIRC or Instant Messenger conversation that you want to share? Just put it up here! Hell, i don't even care if they're manufactured or not - most of them are outrageously funny - but best of all, its updated (almost) daily!

Check out some examples from their Top 100 List:


<.cthon98>hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<.cthon98>********* see!
<.azurediamond>hunter2
<.azurediamond>doesnt look like stars to me
<.cthon98>*******
<.cthon98>thats what I see
<.azurediamond>oh, really?
<.cthon98>Absolutely
<.azurediamond>you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<.azurediamond>haha, does that look funny to you?
<.cthon98>lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<.azurediamond>thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<.cthon98>yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<.azurediamond>awesome!
<.azurediamond>wait, how do you know my pw?
<.cthon98>er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<.azurediamond>oh, ok.


<.Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<.Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<.Eurakarte> RETORT
<.Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<.Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<.Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<.Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<.Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<.Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<.Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<.Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<.Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<.Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<.Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<.Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS


<.anamexis> oh man
<.anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<.anamexis> and it exploded
<.anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<.anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<.anamexis>:<


<.Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<.ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<.Ben174> : Where u work?
<.ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)


<.Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<.honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P


<._kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
<.foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<.foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<.foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<.FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G'Day mate"

And so on and so forth - great way to kill a few hours. Try and look for the 'Dog food' one, its a little too long to post here but... oh man! ;p

PM Offers To Sleep With Journalists' Wives

Full article here.

The Romanian Prime Minister is offering to sleep with the wives and girlfriends of journalists on a Romanian newspaper to stop them claiming he is gay.

Adrian Nastase, who is also a candidate in this weekend’s presidential run off elections, made the offer after being asked by reporters about rumours a local newspaper was to out him as gay.

Nastase said: "I am not afraid of the threat of any sexual scandal created by a certain newspaper that criticises me every day anyway."

"If people from Evenimentul Zilei newspaper want me to prove to them that I have no homosexual inclinations, I will test all their wives and girlfriends to show them where my preferences really are."

Quick! Someone take him up on his offer in return for exclusive footage rights - this'll rank up there with the Paris Hilton porn (not to mention the Chyna home video - kinky!).

Hrmmm... but what if he's bisexual? ;)

Laptop Computer 'Risk To Fertility'

Full article here.

Businessmen and teenage boys could be risking their fertility by using laptop computers, research has suggested.

The combination of heat generated by the computers and the posture needed to balance the equipment on the lap leads to raised temperatures around the scrotum, a study found.

Past studies have found that higher scrotal temperatures can damage sperm and affect fertility.

The latest research, published in the journal Human Reproduction, warned that teenagers and young men should consider cutting the time they use their laptop positioned on their lap because long-term use may damage their fertility.

Researchers from the State University of New York at Stony Brook said their study was the first to look at the effect of heat from laptop computers on scrotal temperature.

To Albert, Boon, and any other men out there with laptops... you're screwed! Mwahahahaha!!! ;p

On another note, imagine what the researchers would have said to their potential test subjects: "We need your balls for an experiment."

I mean, would YOU go along with that???

Right, off to bed - 'night all...