Mood: Pretty good actually
Reading: The World's Angriest eBay Seller
Currently listening to: Where's Your Head At? - Basement Jaxx
Quote of the day: "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." - Mae West

Just had a smoke with Lyanna and she recounted a story to me that took place at a wedding she attended over the weekend and i just HAD to write to write this down... ;)

So there they were at the wedding dinner and Lyanna's friend 'A' - whose Chinese name translates to 'Swallow' (*snicker* The bird lah you pervs!) - was showing off the tattoo of her name to a large group of her friends including her 60 year old mother and father...

Anonymous friend: Wah! Cool tattoo! But what does it mean?

A: Its my name lah - it translates to 'Swallow'.

*cue evil laughter from those present*

Mother: Bwahahaha!

*everyone falls silent*

Father: You know what they laughing about is it?

Mother: Of course i do!

Father: Oh really? Then what ah?

*Mother stands up in a regal and knowing manner*

Mother: It means...

'Deep Throat' lah!

*cue collective dropping of glasses*

Father: See? Never underestimate your mother!

*Wolfish grin*