Mood: Need... sleep...
Reading: Man sues chatroom pals: I was humiliated beyond what 'no man could endure'
Currently listening to: Eskimo - Corky And The Juice Pigs
Quote of the day: "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." - Lynn Lavner

Bastard.

Went out for coffee and a minor misadventure with Boon and during the course of the evening he let me listen to his iPod...

...and now I can't get this song out of my head!!! It just keeps playing over and over and over... *screams*

My description of the rest of the night/week/holiday/mamak/Nick's birthday, as i had initially intended to do, will now be pushed aside as i seek to share my torment with one and all.

Behold...

Eskimo

- As performed by Corky and the Juice Pigs on "Laughing Matters"

Heck its more fun if you hear it with the actual track in the background (click to play or right click and 'save as' to save, courtesy of 2600Hz.net)

Ready? Everybody now!

I'm the only gay eskimo.
I'm the only one I know.
I'm the only gay eskimo, oh oh.
In my tribe.

I go out seal hunting with my best friend, Tarka,
But all I wanna do is get into his parka.

I'm the only gay eskimo, oh oh.
In my tribe.

Well, me and Nukflukchukbuk, we both like blubber,
But me, I got this crazy fetish for rubber.

I'm the only gay eskimo, oh oh.
In my tribe.

I make a wish on the northern lights.
That I could find a decent pair of whale skin tights.

I'm the only gay eskimo, oh oh.
In my tribe.

And the seals they sing now:
(Seal Noises)

These cold winter nights are taking their toll,
I even get excited when I see the north pole.
See the north pole.

I'm the only gay eskimo.
I'm the only one I know.
I'm the only gay eskimo, oh oh.
In my tribe.

And like the Proclaimers would sing it:

I'm the only gay eskimo, eh oh, eh oh,
I'm the only one I know, eh oh, eh oh,
I'm the only gay eskimo, oh oh.
In my tribe.

Like Bob Dylan:

I'm the only gay eskimo,
Only one IIIIIIII know
I'm the only Gayyyyyyyyyy eskimo.

Like Portishead:

Only gay eskimo.
I'm the only one I know.
Only gay eskimo,
And nobody loves me.

Like Rick Ocasek from the Cars:

I'm the only gay eskimo, uh oh, uh oh
I'm the only one I know.
I'm the the only gay eskimo,
and he used to be mine-ine-ine-ine-ine.

Like Oasis:

I'm the only gay eskimo...
(They start attacking each other)

Like Van Morrisson:

I'm only gay eskimo.
(muttering)
Jesus Christ fits in there somehow as well,
And the crack was good.

I'm the only gay eskimo. (Only gay eskimo)
I'm the only one I know (only one I know)
I'm the only gay eskimo, oh oh.
In my tribe.

Catchy isn't it? ;)

Anyhow, if you're instersted, you can find a whole swag of other stuff which they've done at the Corky And The Juice Pigs Fansite...

Now, in the meanwhile, if you don't mind...

*slowly loads shotgun while humming 'Eskimo' with a tear running down his cheek*

Bastard.


Oh, quickie article which i just HAD to post up - seriously, you HAVE to read this one:

Black sergeant was 'loyal Klansman'

About 25 years ago, Ron Stallworth was asked to lead the Ku Klux Klan chapter in Colorado Springs. Problem was, the outgoing Klan leader didn't know that Stallworth is black.

"He asked me to take over the lead because I was a good, loyal Klansman," said Stallworth, who had been in constant phone contact with the Klan leader while leading a yearlong Colorado Springs police investigation into the Klan.

Stallworth later moved to Utah, where he recently retired after nearly 20 years as an investigator for the Utah Department of Public Safety. He says he's amazed that no one ever caught on to the investigation he led starting in 1979. After he was offered Klan leadership, he quietly disappeared.

As a memento Stallworth still carries his Klan membership card — signed by David Duke.
"It was one of the most fun" investigations, he said. "Everybody said it couldn't be done."
Stallworth communicated with Klan leaders using the telephone. A white officer posing as Stallworth went to the meetings.

"The challenge for me was to maintain the conversation flow," Stallworth said. At the same time, Stallworth also led an undercover investigation into the Progressive Labor Party, a communist group that protested at Klan rallies...

...The investigation revealed that Klan members were in the military, including two at NORAD who controlled the triggers for nuclear weapons.

"I was told they were being reassigned to somewhere like the North Pole or Greenland," Stallworth said...

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So the legends are true - there IS a black KKK member!!! :p

Seriously, read the rest because this sergeant has had one helluva career!