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Thursday, April 13, 2006 2 comments
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Quote of the day: "Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it." - Christopher Morley
Got this in my gmail courtesy of Edwin and i just wanted to share it with all of you - hilarious! :p
As if we don't have enough to worry about with the outbreaks of the Birdflu, the Malaysian Ministry of Health is now asking the public to be on the lookout for symptoms of the following new contagious diseases.
Severe rashes around the mouth caused by kissing too much ass. The number-one disease in Malaysia amongst civil servants.
Uncontrollable urge to continually dial friends on mobile phone to share with them such important information as "I'm now on the monorail", or "I'm walking towards the car."
Victims can be recognized by large, twitching thumb.
Blotchy skin condition caused by eating too many packets of instant noodles.
Affliction whereby victims make frequent trips to Vietnam, Thailand, Indonesia, and China to take on additional brides. Middle-aged men are at significant risk.
Compulsion to date Asian females. Very common affliction amongst foreign celebrities and caucasian expatriates working in Malaysia.
Also known as Pinkerton's Disease.
Flushed complexion, high blood pressure and sometimes depression at finding out one has not won any gaming numbers and lotteries.
Excessively large breasts. This disease comes in several variant strains........ Heavytitis A; Heavytitis B; Heavytitis C, and sometimes Heavytitis DD.
Feelings of stress and panic caused by lack of internet access.
A compulsive need to colour one's hair. Reddish brown tints are the most common symptom, but health authorities have reported a new strain of blond highlights.
Victims exhibit a great need to talk cock. Incurable and highly contagious. Spread by ordinary conversation, and may be exacerbated by good food and alcohol. Politicians and lawyers are especially susceptible.
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